"Take two and call me in the morning"
I think to myself
They dissolve on my tongue in tangy-minty freshness
Patience is a virtue but one I don't have
Finally
While I'm on the dark side of the moon
Sounds become rivers of color and light
My field of vision expands until I am perceiving everything at once
My mass transfers from my body to my manhood
leaving me as a large phallis and nothing more
I sprout wings and take flight
Through the collective stream of consciousness of the universe
The journey is long and mind-expanding
Squirming laserbeams of sound wail and writhe
In the ecstasy of the soul flowing through them
In an infinite amount of time that's over instantly
I'm back in my body
At school
Wandering the halls
Bell rings change class
My brain tingles and dissolves into spiders
That tumble and crawl out of my ears
And down onto my shoulders and chest
Where they form one big seductive lady spider
Who climbs atop my face and gives me
The sweetest kiss
In homeroom Coach Bradley is being a
Grumpy old man
Like usual
Then eddies and whirls of space float down from the ceiling
Like gentle bits of dust
Distorting reality into little swirls
Like looking through smoke or heat
I admire them until they fade away
Mrs. Shaver blah blah blah
An obese girl's pink sweater starts to leak color everywhere
The pink seeps out like ink in water and stains everything
Tinting it like I'm looking through rose colored shades
I blink repeatedly like a cartoon cliche
And it's gone but the feeling is not
I went all the way through the rabbit hole for the first time
And life couldn't be better
*True story, by the way
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